środa, 10 lutego 2016

VALENTINE JOKES




Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!

Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Somebunny loves you!

Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you beary much!

Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are bee-utiful!

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Lets hang out!

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!

Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my valenstein!

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!

Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you!

Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
A: You can count on me!


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